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Farting Whoopee Cushion
The classic fart joke - just put on someones chair and wait for the parp!
Beer Pong Game
Beer Pong claims to be the best drinking game in the world!
Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
Blinking Snooze Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Diet Cheating Mints
These Diet Cheating Mints are diet dodgers dream!
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Extending Back Scratcher
Perfect for that itch to scratch in a hard to reach place.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
Nibble My Bits Bird Feeder
This naughty little gnome has got his eye on the birds!
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
Things To Do Before You're Old & Boring
101 Things To Do Before You're Old and Boring Book
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Eating Pasta has never been so much fun!
Weener Kleener Willy Soap
Personal hygiene has never been more STIMULATING!