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Wine Label - Katzpiss
I wonder what this wine will taste like?
£2.99
Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
Anti-Bullshit Mouth Spray
Cut out the crap with this minty fresh spray.
£2.99
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
£3.99
Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.
£1.99
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£2.99
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
£2.99
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
£1.99
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£1.99
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
£3.99
Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
£7.99
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
£1.75
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
£2.99
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
£4.49
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£8.99
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
£2.99
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
£4.99
Mug - Grumpy Old Git
This mug is perfect for any grumpy old git!
£4.95
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£1.99
Old Age Wrinkle Filler and Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
£4.99
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
£3.99
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!
£9.99