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Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
£2.99
Blinking Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
£2.50
Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
£9.99
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
£3.99
Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.
£1.99
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£2.99
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
£2.99
Bed Fart Cure Mints
Do you suffer from sleepless nights due to your partners persistent farting?
£1.99
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
£1.99
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£2.49
Executive Decision Pen
This handy pen will help you make all the tough decisions in no time.
£4.95
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
£3.99
Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
£7.99
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
£1.75
Hand Sanitizer - Touched Your Genitals
Hand Sanitizer: "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals"
£4.99
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
£2.99
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
£3.99
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
£4.49
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£8.99
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
£2.99
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
£4.99
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
£4.99
Mug - Grumpy Old Man
This mug is perfect for any grumpy old git!
£4.95
Mug - Stripping Female
Pour in a hot drink and watch the clothes disappear!
£4.95
Mug - Stripping Male
Enjoy a hot drink and a strip show!
£4.95
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
Old Age Wrinkle Filler and Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
£2.99
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
£4.99
Pull My Finger Fart Pen
Just give this pen a pull to produce a hilarious farting sound effect.
£3.99
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
£3.99
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
£7.99
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!
£7.99