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Blinking Snooze Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Bar Drink Dispenser Optic
Bar Drink Dispenser Single Shot Home Optic and Bottle Holder
Bed Fart Cure Mints
Do you suffer from sleepless nights due to your partners persistent farting?
Coaster - Morning Person
I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon
Diet Cheating Mints
These Diet Cheating Mints are diet dodgers dream!
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Extending Back Scratcher
Perfect for that itch to scratch in a hard to reach place.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
Grow Your Own Head of Hair
Tired of being slapped on the head? Why not grow your own head of hair?
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
Joke Parking Tickets
Trick your friends with these realistic prank parking tickets.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Mug - Need an Extra Day
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday
Nibble My Bits Bird Feeder
This naughty little gnome has got his eye on the birds!
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
Pull My Finger Fart Pen
Just give this pen a pull to produce a hilarious farting sound effect.
Rude Rabbits Salt & Pepper Shakers
Let these Bonking Bunnies spice up the dinner table!
Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints
These mints are great for... err.. I forget.
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
Wall Plaque - Burglars
If burglars broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.