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Willy Leash
This handy lead will help to restrain even the most eager little devils, until they deserve to be let loose!!!
Fucking Urgent Memo Pad
Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all.
Racing Snails Game
Wind the snails up then watch them race...slowly.
Wine Label - Penis Grigio
The perfect gift for a party! A big, bold, cheeky wine with a flavour of nuts which stands up well to first pressings.
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Executive Decision Pen
This handy pen will help you make all the tough decisions in no time.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Joke Parking Tickets
Trick your friends with these realistic prank parking tickets.
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Bell - Sarcasm Alert
The perfect bell for sarcastic people.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
The Wankerchief
Why not treat yourself and splash out on one of these?
Willy Hoopla
How good is your wrist action?
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecs on your pecker!
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
Bar Drink Dispenser Optic
Bar Drink Dispenser Single Shot Home Optic and Bottle Holder
Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Scorpion Lolly Pop
A delicious apple lolly... with a real edible Scorpion inside!
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!