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Farting Whoopee Cushion
The classic fart joke - just put on someones chair and wait for the parp!
£0.99
Beer Pong Game
Beer Pong claims to be the best drinking game in the world!
£4.99
Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
£0.99
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
£2.49
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
£2.99
Blinking Snooze Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
£2.50
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
£9.99
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
£3.99
Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.
£1.99
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£2.99
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
£2.99
Diet Cheating Mints
These Diet Cheating Mints are diet dodgers dream!
£1.99
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
£1.99
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£2.49
Extending Back Scratcher
Perfect for that itch to scratch in a hard to reach place.
£2.99
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
£3.99
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
£3.99
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
£1.75
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
£2.99
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
£2.99
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
£3.99
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
£4.49
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£7.99
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
£2.99
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
£4.99
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
£4.99
Nibble My Bits Bird Feeder
This naughty little gnome has got his eye on the birds!
£9.95
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
£2.49
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
£2.99
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
£3.99
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
£4.99
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
£7.99
Things To Do Before You're Old & Boring
101 Things To Do Before You're Old and Boring Book
£6.99
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Eating Pasta has never been so much fun!
£7.99
Weener Kleener Willy Soap
Personal hygiene has never been more STIMULATING!
£5.95