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Beer Pong Game
Beer Pong claims to be the best drinking game in the world!
Fu*king Urgent Memo Pad
Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all.
Blinking Snooze Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Bed Fart Cure Mints
Do you suffer from sleepless nights due to your partners persistent farting?
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Giant Breast Stress Toy
This really is One Giant Breast For Mankind!
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Joke Parking Tickets
Trick your friends with these realistic prank parking tickets.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Bell - Sarcasm Alert
The perfect bell for sarcastic people.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
Pull My Finger Fart Pen
Just give this pen a pull to produce a hilarious farting sound effect.
Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints
These mints are great for... err.. I forget.
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
The Wankerchief
Why not treat yourself and splash out on one of these?
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
Wine Label - Katzpiss
I wonder what this wine will taste like?
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
Bush Tucker Trial Selection
A delicious selection of bugs and insect for you to try!
Christmas Turd
This really is a ‘crap’ Christmas present!
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Nibble My Nuts Bird Feeder
This naughty little gnome has got his eye on the birds!
Salt and Vinegar Crickets
Crispy Critters - Salt and Vinegar Crickets
Scorpion Lolly Pop
A delicious apple lolly... with a real edible Scorpion inside!
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!