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Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
£0.99
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
£2.49
Bullshit The Game
Are the 'facts' you are being told true or just BULLSHIT!
£9.99
Joke Fart Putty
Stick your finger in the pot to make some disgusting noises!
£0.99
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
£2.99
Take The Biscuit Game
It's the tasty card game that really takes the biscuit!
£3.99
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
£9.99
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£2.99
Diet Cheating Mints
These Diet Cheating Mints are diet dodgers dream!
£1.99
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
£1.99
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£2.49
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
£3.99
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
£1.75
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
£2.99
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
£2.99
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
£3.99
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
£4.49
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£7.99
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
£2.99
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
£4.99
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
£4.99
Old Age Botox Kit
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
£2.99
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
£4.99
The Complete Time Waster Book
Perfect for passing the time at work!
£4.99
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
£7.99
Weener Kleener Willy Soap
Personal hygiene has never been more STIMULATING!
£5.95