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Beer Pong Game
Beer Pong claims to be the best drinking game in the world!
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Bed Fart Cure Mints
Do you suffer from sleepless nights due to your partners persistent farting?
Coaster - It's Not A Bald Spot
It's not a bald spot - It's a solar panel for a sex machine
Coaster - Morning Person
I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
Giant Breast Stress Toy
This really is One Giant Breast For Mankind!
Grow Your Own Head of Hair
Tired of being slapped on the head? Why not grow your own head of hair?
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
Joke Parking Tickets
Trick your friends with these realistic prank parking tickets.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Bell - Sarcasm Alert
The perfect bell for sarcastic people.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
Pull My Finger Fart Pen
Just give this pen a pull to produce a hilarious farting sound effect.
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
The Wankerchief
Why not treat yourself and splash out on one of these?
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
Wine Label - Katzpiss
I wonder what this wine will taste like?
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
Bar Drink Dispenser Optic
Bar Drink Dispenser Single Shot Home Optic and Bottle Holder
Christmas Turd
This really is a ‘crap’ Christmas present!
Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Nibble My Nuts Bird Feeder Gnome
This naughty little gnome has got his eye on the birds!
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!