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Farting Whoopee Cushion
The classic fart joke - just put on someones chair and wait for the parp!
Beer Pong Game
Beer Pong claims to be the best drinking game in the world!
Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
Bullshit The Game
Are the 'facts' you are being told true or just BULLSHIT!
Joke Fart Putty
Stick your finger in the pot to make some disgusting noises!
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
Racing Snails Game
Wind the snails up then watch them race...slowly.
Take The Biscuit Game
It's the tasty card game that really takes the biscuit!
Blinking Snooze Glasses
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Executive Decision Pen
This handy pen will help you make all the tough decisions in no time.
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Little Willy Warmer
Just a Little Thing... For a Little Thingy
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
Naughty Love Heart Bag
This heart shaped bag is full of naughty bedroom gifts!
Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Eating Pasta has never been so much fun!
Weener Kleener Willy Soap
Personal hygiene has never been more STIMULATING!