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Joke Fart Whistle
Just blow this whistle to make rude and crude sounds
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecks on your pecker!
Bullshit The Game
Are the 'facts' you are being told true or just BULLSHIT!
Joke Fart Putty
Stick your finger in the pot to make some disgusting noises!
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
Take The Biscuit Game
It's the tasty card game that really takes the biscuit!
Farting Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
After Dinner Arguments Game
What better way to finish a meal than with a good old fashioned argument!
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
Diet Cheating Mints
These Diet Cheating Mints are diet dodgers dream!
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan
Grow A New Boss
Are you tired of being underpaid and overworked? Why not grow a new boss?
Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
Inflatable Toupee
Simply inflate then fit to the top of your head with the elastic strap under your chin to keep it in place
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
Lazy Mop Slippers
Comfy house shoes that clean the ground while you walk around!
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
Old Age Botox Kit
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
That's Life - Book of Quotes & Quips
Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue
The Complete Time Waster Book
Perfect for passing the time at work!
The Scratch-A-Matic
A butt itching, nose picking or ball scratching thingamajig
Weener Kleener Willy Soap
Personal hygiene has never been more STIMULATING!