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Willy Leash
This handy lead will help to restrain even the most eager little devils, until they deserve to be let loose!!!
£2.99
Fucking Urgent Memo Pad
Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all.
£1.99
Racing Snails Game
Wind the snails up then watch them race...slowly.
£3.99
Wine Label - Penis Grigio
The perfect gift for a party! A big, bold, cheeky wine with a flavour of nuts which stands up well to first pressings.
£2.99
Anti-Bullshit Spray
Cut the crap with this silly air freshener.
£3.99
Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£3.99
Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
£2.99
Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!
£1.99
Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!
£1.99
Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£5.99
Executive Decision Pen
This handy pen will help you make all the tough decisions in no time.
£3.99
Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
£3.99
Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
Honk If You're Horny Horn
Simply squeeze the horn when you're horny!
£2.99
Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.
£3.99
Joke Diet Kit
No Exercise, No Diet... This is the sure way to prevent over eating.
£2.99
Joke Parking Tickets
Trick your friends with these realistic prank parking tickets.
£1.50
Man Training Kit
Train your man so he listens to commands, knows his place and is perfectly obedient... well it's worth a try.
£4.99
Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
Bell - Sarcasm Alert
The perfect bell for sarcastic people.
£3.99
Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
£2.99
Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
£2.99
Stress Balls
Vital stress relief when you're being driven nuts!
£3.99
The Wankerchief
Why not treat yourself and splash out on one of these?
£3.99
Willy Hoopla
How good is your wrist action?
£3.99
Willy Workout Exerciser
Put some pecs on your pecker!
£2.49
Wine Label - Sh*t Creek
Why not rebrand your wine to our special Shit Creek vintage.
£2.99
Bar Drink Dispenser Optic
Bar Drink Dispenser Single Shot Home Optic and Bottle Holder
£9.95
Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
£5.99
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£6.99
Scorpion Lolly Pop
A delicious apple lolly... with a real edible Scorpion inside!
£3.50
Zimmer Frame Brain Trainer Game
How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!
£5.99