Why not send one of our hilarious spoof ASBO’s to a friend…or enemy! This Anti-Social Behaviour Order has been issued by the Passion Police because you are just too sexually demanding! Restrictions include 'stop talking dirty', 'stop leering and drooling' and to take lots of cold showers! You can choose to sign the document or send it anonymously for extra mischief.
Complete with official looking ASBO envelope.
