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I Got You Fuck All Card
Rude Card: I Got You Fuck All This large gift card is printed with the message “I wasn’t sure what to get you so I decided on FUCK ALL” on the front. Inside it’s covered with words like “Nowt, Zilch, Sweet FA, Jack Shit, Zero, Diddly Squat” just to emphasize you got them Fuck All! […]
Rude Gift Wrap – Merry Fucking Christmas
Rude Christmas Wrapping Paper: “Merry Fucking Christmas” If Christmas is getting a bit too much for you this naughty wrapping paper will be perfect for wrapping your naff Christmas gifts. This swearing gift wrap is sure to get a laugh even if they don’t like the Christmas present! The pack contains two folded sheets of rude gift wrap. Each 100gsm gloss sheet […]
Rude Card – It’s Your Birthday
Rude Birthday Card: “It’s Your Birthday! Treat Yourself, Have A Wank” Well that sounds fair enough to me! This funny and rude greeting card is sure to get a laugh for someone celebrating their birthday. This card is blank inside for you to write your own birthday message. This rude greeting card measures approx. 18cm x 12.5cm and comes with an envelope. This fun […]
Rude Gift Wrap – Happy Fucking Birthday
GIFT WRAP: “Happy Fucking Birthday” Our exclusive rude gift wrap if perfect for wrapping funny birthday presents. Even if they don’t like the birthday present this rude swearing gift wrap is sure to get a laugh. The pack contains two folded sheets of our naughty swearing ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’ gift wrap. Each 100gsm gloss sheet measures approximately 70cm […]
Wank Sock
Our dedicated Wank Sock is a great luxury gift for any guy, just imagine their face when they open this handy little treat. It’s sure to get a lot more use than many of the other gifts they receive, so why not splash out on something fun yet practical with our exclusive Wank Sock. In case you don’t […]
Golden Oldie Medal
Medal: Golden Oldie Medal Our exclusive Golden Oldie Walking Frame Medal really is the perfect gift for anyone who is getting a bit over the hill. This large metal medal measures approximately 11cm x 8cm and has a gold and grey ribbon attached. The Golden Oldie Medal is sure to make a classy gift for […]
Card – 8 Beers and 6 Shots
Card: “Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.” This funny greeting card is perfect for anyone who likes a drink and is sure to get a laugh. This rather rude card is blank inside for you to write […]
Rude Gift Wrap – Twat
Rude Gift Wrap – Twat This naughty gift wrap printed with ‘TWAT’ is perfect for wrapping funny presents. The pack contains two folded sheets of rude gift wrap. Each 100gsm gloss sheet measures approximately 70cm x 50cm in size. Even if they don’t like your gift, this rude wrapping paper is sure to get a laugh! This […]
Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit
Well done, you are now officially Over the Hill! Our joke Over the Hill Club kit contains loads of funny gifts to help you celebrate a birthday. This unisex birthday pack contains an Over the Hill Badge, Happy Birthday Glasses, Over the Hill Club Members Card, Over the Hill Check-List Magnet and an Over The Hill […]
Prank Rude & Funny Logo Envelopes
Prank Rude & Funny Logo Envelopes This pack contains ten hilarious rude and funny prank logo envelopes that are perfect for sending to someone to cause maximum embarrassment. Each envelope features a realistic logo in the top left corner on the outside to look like it has been sent from a real company. The ten logos […]