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You Must Be Crackers Joke Game
You Must Be Crackers is the Quick-Fire Christmas Cracker Joke Quiz Game. It’s designed for 2 or more players (or teams) and is sure to cause some festive jollity and cheer! The designated Quiz Master reads out the first part of the Christmas Cracker joke on the card. The first person (or team) to call […]
Bitch Ass Pussy Game
Bitch Ass Pussy is the hilarious Cat, Dog and Donkey Memory Game. Bitch Ass Pussy is the fun game that requires observation, concentration and a good memory to win. It is designed for 2 or more players but can be played on your own. The first player chooses a card and turns it over. The […]
Every Hole’s A Goal Tiddlywink Game
Every Hole’s A Goal is the innocent Tiddlywinks game with the naughty name! You’ll be able to really test your Tiddlywinks skills with this fun game. The large plastic disc is called the Squidger. The smaller round discs are called the Winks. The aim of the game is to use your Squidger to propel the […]
Rude Christmas Card – White Christmas
Rude Christmas Card: “If you jingle my bells I’ll guarantee you a white Christmas” It sounds like Santa is feeling horny this year. This saucy card is sure to make someone giggle this Christmas! This card is blank inside for you to write your own Christmas message or naughty note. This rude Christmas card measures approximately 18cm x 12½cm and […]
Funny Card – What Men Really Think About
Funny Greeting Card: “Breaking News – New Scan Reveals What Men Think About” SEX!! Our suspicions are finally confirmed with this new scan – well I think we all knew that anyway! This funny card is blank inside for you to write your own message, whatever the occasion. This card measures approximately 18cm x 12.5cm and comes with an […]
Card – The Bare Necessities
Funny Card: “I Hope You Get The Bare Necessities This Birthday!” This naughty card features two bears caught in the act. Hopefully the recipient will also be able to get the “bare necessities”! This funny card is blank inside for you to write your own birthday message. This card measures approximately 18cm x 12.5cm and comes with an […]
Card – I Love Ewe
Card: “I Love Ewe” This saucy card features a couple of sheep caught in the act. It’s the perfect romantic way of letting someone know how you feel about them. This funny card is blank inside for you to write your own message, whatever the occasion. This card measures approximately 18cm x 12.5cm and comes with an envelope. […]
Golden Sex Ticket
Why not give someone a very nice surprise with this Golden Sex Ticket. The ticket reads: “Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Sex Ticket. On presentation this ticket entitles the bearer to a night of sexual passion. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvellous surprises that await you.” Simply […]
The Official Always Right Card
Want to settle an argument? Simply produce our Official Always Right Card. The card reads: “Put an end to petty squabbles, arguments and disagreements. The holder of this card is Officially Always Right. Simply hold up this card to prove your point and put an immediate end to any dispute.” Simply present this card to any […]
Will you ever get A ROUND TUIT
“A ROUND TUIT – This will help you to get things done. For years you’ve been saying you’ll do things when you get a round tuit – now you’ve finally got one!” This funny round sign is the perfect gift for anyone who is always promising to do things… but never does. This glossy card Round Tuit measures 20cm […]