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Rude Gift Wrap – Merry Fucking Christmas
Rude Christmas Gift Wrap – Merry Fucking Christmas If Christmas is getting a bit too much for you this naughty wrapping paper will be perfect for wrapping your naff Christmas gifts. This swearing gift wrap is sure to get a laugh even if they don’t like the Christmas present! The pack contains two folded sheets of rude gift wrap. Each 100gsm gloss […]
The Official Always Right Card
Want to settle an argument? Simply produce our Official Always Right Card. The card reads: “Put an end to petty squabbles, arguments and disagreements. The holder of this card is Officially Always Right. Simply hold up this card to prove your point and put an immediate end to any dispute.” Simply present this card to any […]
Willy Win or Boobie Prize Adult Board Game
Willy Win or Boobie Prize is the fun novelty board game for adults only. Designed for 2-5 players, its great for Stag Parties, Hen Nights or just as a fun party game. How to play: Each player puts their counter on the space that says Start Take it in turns to roll the dice. Move your […]
Baldy Funny Cleaning Mitt
The Baldy Man Head Cleaning Kit Our hilarious Baldy Cleaning Mitt and Moisturiser Set is the perfect way to clean a balding head. Oil, dirt and grime can build up on your head so be sure to keep your scalp fresh with our fun Baldly Cleaning Mitt. Don’t see it as losing your hair, just […]
The Wankers Wristband
The Wankers Wrist Band – Absorbent Jizz Mop with Handy Tissue Storage. This handy wristband is the perfect accessory for any wanker. The absorbent material is ideal for mopping up jizz stains whilst the handy zip up pocket provides ample storage for tissues in case of big splashes. When your Wankers Wristband becomes too crusty […]
Sexy Snap – Sexy Women Edition
Sexy Snap – Sexy Women Edition These Sexy Snap Cards will really spice up your game of snap. Features lots of saucy images of sexy women you’ll be really motivated to win all the cards… and then disappear to a quiet room! Remember if you see a matching pair shout Snap! Our Sexy Snap game […]
Sexy Snap Game – Sexy Men Edition
Sexy Snap Game – Sexy Men Edition These Sexy Snap Cards will really spice up your game of snap. Features lots of sexy images of hunky men you’ll be really motivated to win all the cards… and then disappear to a quiet room! You’ll just need to stop drooling long enough to shout out SNAP! […]
Every Hole’s A Goal Tiddlywink Game
Every Hole’s A Goal is the innocent Tiddlywinks game with the naughty name! You’ll be able to really test your Tiddlywinks skills with this fun game. The large plastic disc is called the Squidger. The smaller round discs are called the Winks. The aim of the game is to use your Squidger to propel the […]
Rude Gift Wrap – Twat
GIFT WRAP: “Twat” Show someone how much you care with this rather rude wrapping paper! This naughty gift wrap printed with ‘TWAT’ is perfect for wrapping funny presents. The pack contains two folded sheets of rude gift wrap. Each 100gsm gloss sheet measures approx. 70cm x 50cm in size. Even if they don’t like your gift, this […]
Shit Head Game
Shit Head is the classic fast, fun and furious card game for 2-5 players. The aim of the game is to get rid of all your cards – with the last person to do this declared the Shit Head. Our fantastic version of the Shit Head game comes with playing cards, full instructions and the […]