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I Got You Fuck All Card
Are you not sure what to give someone as a present? How about the gift of Fuck All! This large gift card is printed with the message “I wasn’t sure what to get you so I decided on FUCK ALL” on the front. Inside it’s covered with words like “Nowt, Zilch, Sweet FA, Jack Shit, […]
Stuck indoors? You could use our Wank Sock!
Our dedicated Wank Sock is a great luxury gift for any guy, just imagine their face when they open this handy little treat. It’s sure to get a lot more use than many of the other gifts they receive, so why not splash out on something fun yet practical with our exclusive Wank Sock. In case you don’t […]
Funny Metal Sign – Mr Right
Funny Metal Sign – Mr Right “I HAVEN’T MET MR RIGHT YET… BUT I HAVE MET MR STUPID, MR CLEVER DICK, MR BORING AND MR CHEAPSKATE” This novelty wall plaque is sure to make a great, humorous gift. Hang it at home, in the kitchen or at the office; this funny sign is a great addition […]
Prank Cunt Club Membership
Are you looking for the perfect prank gift? How about treating someone to membership of The Cunt Club. Let’s face it, everyone thought they were one for years, but now they can officially be called a Cunt. This prank Cunt Club membership pack contains a membership certificate, ‘I’m a Cunt’ badge and a Cunt Club […]
Funny CUNning Test puzzles game
The CUNning Test contains a collection of tricky puzzles and sneaky questions to try and catch you out. Inside the CUNning Test you’ll find 50 numbered cards each with a different crafty question or tricky problem. Work through each question in turn and make a note of your answers, then check your results with the […]
Joke Emergency Undies
Can’t find any loo roll? Well don’t let wet or soiled pants ruin your day, you can now be prepared for any accidents or mishaps with our pair of In Case of Emergency Underwear. Don’t get caught out without them. You know what they say – Better Safe Than Soggy! Safe, Sanitary, Secure and always […]
Funny Gift Wrap – Turd Design
Funny Gift Wrap – Turd Design This funny gift wrapping paper is covered with happy turd cartoons, so it’s ideal for wrapping shit presents. The pack contains two folded sheets of gift wrap. Each sheet measures approx. 70cm x 50cm in size. Even if they don’t like your gift this hilarious gift wrap printed is sure to get a […]
Prank Dogging Club Deluxe Membership
Are you looking for an unusual and original gift for someone? Do you think they’ll enjoy Dogging? Our prank Deluxe Dogging Club Membership will claim to offer them exclusive one year membership to The International Dogging Club. The membership pack also contains a I Love Dogging Badge along with a I Love Dogging Magnet and a Gone Dogging Magnet which […]
Always Late Excuse Spinner
Late again? Need a quick excuse? Just give our Always Late Excuse spinner a spin and you’ll have an instant explanation as to why you didn’t arrive on time. Our hilarious Always Late Excuse Spinner has a range of fantastic excuses so you’ll always be with an plausible explanation for turning up late. It wasn’t […]
TWAT Game – Trivia With A Twist
TWAT is the exciting Trivia With A Twist game. This cheekily titled game is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a quiz… or alternatively is just a bit of a twat. So if you are looking for a silly gift why not test someone’s knowledge with this frivolously fun card game. For 2-4 adult players […]