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Funny Eye Mask – FUCK OFF
EYEMASK: “FUCK OFF” This silly, yet practical, black satin eyemask will make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to sleep! Printed with the message “Fuck Off” no one can claim that they weren’t pre-warned to leave you alone to rest. In addition to getting a decent nights sleep this handy eye mask is also useful for all manner of […]
Funny Wall Sign – Fukitol
Funny Wall Sign: “Underappreciated? Stressed? Overworked? Family Problems? Money Worries? FUKITOL – The new one a day medication. When things are getting too much, just remember Fukitol.” So just remember when things are getting too much, Fukitol! This funny wall sign is sure to get a laugh… if only the medication was real! Printed on […]
3 in 1 Desk Signs – The Boss
3 in 1 Flipping Desk Sign – The Boss This funny desk sign contains three messages that will look great on the bosses desk. Simply place the sign on a desk and turn them over to change the side from three hilarious messages. Sarcasm Loading The Boss I’m sorry I think you must have confused […]
Pee Pee Bib
Pee Pee Bib – Now back in stock! Are you fed up with always getting wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Do you find that no matter how much you wiggle and shake you still end up with pee stains! WELL NOT ANY MORE! This revolutionary pee pee bib gadget means no […]
Joke Emergency Underwear
Don’t let wet or soiled pants ruin your day, you can now be prepared for any accidents or mishaps with our pair of In Case of Emergency Underwear. Don’t get caught out without them. You know what they say – Better Safe Than Soggy! Safe, Sanitary, Secure and always ready to use – protect yourself […]
Rude Christmas Gift Wrap – Santa Knows When You’ve Been Wanking
Christmas Wrapping Paper: “Santa Knows When You’ve Been Wanking” You better watch out, you better know cry… as Santa is watching and he knows when you’ve been wanking! This rude wrapping paper is perfect for wrapping your naff Christmas gifts. This swearing gift wrap is sure to get a laugh even if they don’t like the Christmas present! […]
Every Hole’s A Goal Funny Tiddlywink Game
Every Hole’s A Goal is the innocent Tiddlywinks game with the naughty name! You’ll be able to really test your Tiddlywinks skills with this fun game. The large plastic disc is called the Squidger. The smaller round discs are called the Winks. The aim of the game is to use your Squidger to propel the […]
Naughty Golden Sex Ticket
Why not give someone a very nice surprise with this Golden Sex Ticket. The ticket reads: “Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Sex Ticket. On presentation this ticket entitles the bearer to a night of sexual passion. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvellous surprises that await you.” Simply […]
FAQ The Fucking Awesome Quiz Game
FAQ is the Fucking Awesome Quiz trivia game. It’s the rage inducing, spitefully difficult, dastardly hard general knowledge quiz game – that’s not for wimps! So if you think you are a bit of a general knowledge expert this tricky trivia quiz game will really test your brainpower. For 2-4 adult players the FAQ game contains […]
Funny Farting Excuse Spinner
Farting Excuse Spinner Farted? Need a quick excuse? Just give this Fart Excuse spinner a spin and you’ll have an instant alibi as to why the fart had nothing to do with you. Our hilarious Fart Excuse Spinner has a range of fantastic excuses so you’ll always be with an plausible explanation for the loudest […]