Do you know a persistent farter? Does their constant flatulence and toilet humour deserve an award? Well you can now recognise their bottom burps with this Honorary Diploma in Farting.
This quality A4 joke Daft Diploma certificate has an area for you to write in the recipients name and comes with a diploma envelope so you can present it in style.
The watermark is removed from the copy you receive.
A scruffy old lady enters a lift in a very fancy building when a young woman gets in smelling of perfume.
The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Ralph Lauren, £150.00 an ounce"
Then another young woman gets in the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel, £200.00 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to out of the lift but before she leaves she looks both women in the eye, bends over, farts and says "Broccoli 50p a pound!"