Employee of The Month Plastic Card
PLASTIC CARD: "Congratulations on being nominated 'Employee of The Month'. When you did actually manage to get to work (sometimes on time), your work (between coffee breaks, chocolate stops, chat breaks, toilet visits, mobile calls, smoke breaks, mags, crosswords, sleeping on the job and daydreaming) was excellent!"
This credit card sized plastic card makes an ideal gift for an idle employee!
