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Eye Mask - FUCK OFF

Based on (4) reviews
£2.99
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This will make sure you're not disturbed while trying to sleep!
  • EYEMASK: "FUCK OFF"

    This silly, yet practical, black satin eyemask will make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to sleep! Printed with the message “Fuck Off” no one can claim that they weren’t pre-warned to leave you alone to rest. In addition to getting a decent nights sleep this handy eye mask is also useful for all manner of other useful duties;

    • Kinky Sex
    • Blind Mans Bluff
    • Walking the Tightrope
    • Kidnapping (we don’t recommend this)
    • Bondage
    • Intimate relations with an ugly person

    This black satin eye mask should make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to rest or sleep!
    One size fits all.

  • 5 stars based on (4) reviews Write a review
    Alan
    from Castleford
    "Thank you, now I can finally get some rest."
    Matthew
    from Leeds
    "Very funny gift for secret santa, I'm sure they'll love it."
    Zoe
    from Gatley
    "I bought 3 items from your shop and they all arrived very quickly in good condition. Will definitely purchase from you again."
    Norma
    from Bridgend
    "Fantastic prank gift for my friend who is always moaning about getting a good nights sleep."
  • UK First Class delivery is just £1.99. UK orders placed before 3pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched the same day by Royal Mail First Class Post and you will usually receive your parcel in 1-3 working days (not guaranteed).

    Need it in a hurry? UK Next day delivery (Monday to Friday) is available at just £6.99.

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