Candles - Don't Ask

Over The Hill Birthday Club
Another Birthday? I think it's time for your Over The Hill membership card.

50 Plastic Card

101 Things to do with a Retired Man
Sunny days and heady nights await you in retirement, not just for two weeks each year, but forever!

1950s Household Memorabilia Pack

1960s Childhood Memorabilia Pack

40th Birthday Hip Flask

Accept You're Aging Breathspray

Age Is Just A Number Mug
Age Is Just A Number... And In Your Case A DAMN BIG ONE!

Badge - A Fine Vintage
This fun giant badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - Caution: Old Git!
This giant badge is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git!

Badge - Old Enough To Know Better
This funny giant badge can either be worn as a badge or stood and displayed with a stand on the back.

Badge - Over The Hill
This fun giant badge can either be worn or stood up as a display.

Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.

Basball Cap with Hair

Beatlemania Memorabilia Pack

Big Baldy Heat Change Mug
It's hair today, gone tomorrow with this funny heat sensitive mug.

Blind as a Bat Spectacles Case

Blinking Specs
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!

Brain Box Trivia

Candles - 21 Again

Candles - Happy Birthday

Candles - Lost Count

Candles - Young At Heart

Candles - You're Old

Cartoons to Cheer Up a Stroppy Mare
When a vat of Pinot Grigio and a year's supply of chocolate has failed to cheer you up, try reading this book.

Christmas Past Memorabilia Pack

Clip On Mullet
Jump back to the 80's with this instant Clip On Mullet.

Coaster - Grumpy F*ckers Club
Are you Grumpy enough to join this club?

Coaster - Grumpy Old Git

Coaster - Grumpy Old Man
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.

Coaster - Grumpy Old Woman
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.

Coaster - Old Farts Club
Congratulations you have joined the Old Farts Club!

Coaster - One Thing To Do At Your Age
"There's only one thing to do at your age... Get Pissed!"

Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!

Count Birthdays Stopper & Cork Screw

Crime Scene Plasters

Crime Scene Toilet Paper Roll
This joke toilet roll is printed with the message "CRIME SCENE HAZARDOUS WASTE".

Cruise Liners Memorabilia Pack

Diploma in Farting

Emergency Toilet Roll

Extending Back Scratcher
Perfect for that itch to scratch in a hard to reach place.

Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.

Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.

Gardening Memorabilia Pack

Grow A Set of New Teeth

Grow Your Own Birthday Cake

Grow Your Own Head of Hair
Tired of being slapped on the head? Why not grow your own head of hair?

Growing Old Mug
Growing Old Is Compulsory - Growing Up Is Optional!

Grump Old Man Mug & Socks Set
Sock & Mug set both printed with "Caution! Grumpy Old Man".

Grumpy Old Git Cartoon Book
Reading this book may cause side effects amongst old gits - including the loss of bladder control!

Grumpy Old Git Mints

Grumpy Old Man Humbugs

Happy 30th Birthday Photo Frame

Happy 40th Birthday Photo Frame

Happy 40th Wine Bottle Stopper

Happy 50th Wine Bottle Stopper

Happy 60th Wine Bottle Stopper

Happy 70th Birthday Photo Frame

Happy Birthday Toast Stamp