FRONT: "The 'Golden Years' have come at last... I cannot see, I cannot pee, My memory shrinks, My hearing stinks, No sense of smell, I look like hell, My body's drooping, I've got trouble pooping, So the 'Golden Years' have come at last?..."
INSIDE: "...well, the 'Golden Years' can Kiss My Ass! Happy Birthday!"
Part of our range of rude and funny birthday cards. Each card comes individually wrapped in cellophane with an envelope. Cards measure approx. 21.5cm x 9cm.
