Grow Your Own Hooker

Looking for some action big boy? Why not try our Grow Your Own Hooker! Simply place in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow reaching up to 600% its original size. Just look at the benefits;

• No more Curb Crawling
• Low maintenance and cheap
• She'll never tell the press about you

Once removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!