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Grow Your Own Hooker  

Grow Your Own Hooker


Looking for some action big boy? Why not try our Grow Your Own Hooker! Simply place in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow reaching up to 600% its original size. Just look at the benefits;

  • No more Curb Crawling
  • Low maintenance and cheap
  • She'll never tell the press about you

Once removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!




Our Price: £1.75

 



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