Grumpy Old Gits' Survival Kit
This silly joke kit contains everything a Grumpy Old Git could possibly need;
- 'Grumpy Old Git Lives Here' warning sticker
- 'Don't Annoy Me!' badge
- Grumpy Ear Plugs - when you have to sit next to scruffy thugs on the bus playing their so-called music
- Poking Stick - for dealing with bloody idiots and fools
- 'Grumpy Old Git On Board' car sticker
This really is the ultimate collection for any grumpy old git trying to survive in today's modern society!









