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101 Things to do with a Retired Man
Sunny days and heady nights await you in retirement, not just for two weeks each year, but forever!

500 Greatest Albums of All Time

'52 Pranks and Party Tricks' cards

52 Things You Wish You Had Said Cards

Accept You're Aging Breathspray

Age Is Just A Number Mug
Age Is Just A Number... And In Your Case A DAMN BIG ONE!

Anti-Bullshit Spray

Arse Crack Soap
Swampy's Arse Crack Soap for Men - Guaranteed to keep your bullet hole rust free

Badge - A Fine Vintage
This fun giant badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - Caution: Old Git!
This giant badge is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git!

Badge - Old Enough To Know Better
This funny giant badge can either be worn as a badge or stood and displayed with a stand on the back.

Badge - Over The Hill
This fun giant badge can either be worn or stood up as a display.

Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.

Basball Cap with Hair

Belly Button Brush

Big Baldy Heat Change Mug
It's hair today, gone tomorrow with this funny heat sensitive mug.

BinBall Game

Blinking Specs
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!

Boobie Basket Ball

Boobie Mug
Do you like Tea? Do you like Boobs? Well why not give our Boobie Mug a try!

Brit Trivia Game

Cartoons to Cheer Up a Stroppy Mare
When a vat of Pinot Grigio and a year's supply of chocolate has failed to cheer you up, try reading this book.

Cheese Door Wedge

Choc-u-Lator
This calculator looks and smells just like chocolate!

Clip On Mullet
Jump back to the 80's with this instant Clip On Mullet.

Coaster - Alcohol Remedy

Coaster - Beer The Reason I Wake Up

Coaster - Chocolate Intake

Coaster - Coffee First

Coaster - Coffee Pick Me Up

Coaster - Grumpy F*ckers Club
Are you Grumpy enough to join this club?

Coaster - Grumpy Old Git

Coaster - Grumpy Old Man
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.

Coaster - Grumpy Old Woman
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.

Coaster - Hard Work

Coaster - I Hate Morning People

Coaster - I Work For Money

Coaster - I've Farted

Coaster - Old Farts Club
Congratulations you have joined the Old Farts Club!

Coaster - One Thing To Do At Your Age
"There's only one thing to do at your age... Get Pissed!"

Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!

Coaster - Shopping Therapy

Coaster - Slacking Off

Coaster - Stressed Desserts

Coaster - Super Rich and Almost Dead

Coaster - Teamwork

Coaster - Toaster

Coaster - Try Switching It Off

Coaster - Wine Warning
(Proposed new labelling for wine bottles... allegedly!)

Coaster - Work Remedy

Coaster - You Big Knob Jockey

Coaster - You're A Wanker

Coaster -Chocolate Get You Pregnant

Coasters - Banksy Flower Bomb

Coasters - Banksy Maid Sweeping

Cock-a-Doodle Pad

Collapsible Pop Up Wine Glass

Comic Book Photo Frame

Complete Bollocks Memo Pad