Spoof ASBO - Not Buying Your Round

Why not send one of our hilarious spoof ASBO’s to a friend…or enemy! This Anti-Social Behaviour Order has been issued by the Tight Wad Watch because you keep avoiding buying your round! Restrictions include 'You will not go to the toilet, come over faint, recognize an old friend at the other end of the bar, disappear or die when it's your round'! You can choose to sign the document or send it anonymously for extra mischief.

Complete with official looking ASBO envelope.