Spoof ASBO - Sex on Demand

"ASBO - Failing to Give Sex on Demand"

Why not send one of our hilarious spoof ASBO’s to a friend…or enemy! This Anti-Social Behaviour Order has been issued by the Passion Police because you keep failing to give sex on demand! Restrictions include 'be available for romantic dinners', 'never say "no"' and 'be ever ready and alert to your partner's promptings'! You can choose to sign the document or send it anonymously for extra mischief.

Complete with official looking ASBO envelope.