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70 Membership Card
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Anti-Nagging Kit For Men
£4.99
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Anti-Nagging Kit For Women
£4.99
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Badge - 70 Today - Blue
£1.50
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Badge - 70 Today - Pink
£1.50
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Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.
£2.99
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Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!
£2.99
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Balloons - 70th Birthday
£0.50
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Bar Drink Dispenser Optic
Bar Drink Dispenser Single Shot Home Optic and Bottle Holder
£7.99
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Baseball Cap with Hair
£6.99
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Beer O'Clock Man's Gift Set
The Drinking Man’s Gift Set
£4.99
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Birthday Badge and Banner Set - Blue
£1.75
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Birthday Badge and Banner Set - Pink
£1.75
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Birthday Blues Cure Bath Herbs
£3.50
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Birthday Candle Extinguisher
£3.95
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Birthday Party Coasters
£1.99
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Candles - 21 Again
£3.50
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Candles - Happy Birthday
£3.50
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Candles - Happy F*cking Birthday
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Candles - Lost Count
£3.50
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Candles - Not Long Now
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Candles - Shit UR Old
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Coaster - Grumpy Old Man
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.
£1.99
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Coaster - Grumpy Old Woman
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a stain on the table!
£1.99
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Coaster - Morning Person
I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon
£1.50
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Coaster - Need to Exercise
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away
£1.50
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Coaster - Old Farts Club
Congratulations you have joined the Old Farts Club!
£1.99
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Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!
£1.99
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Diploma in Crap Dancing
£2.99
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Diploma in Old Age
£2.99
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Dog Lovers Gift Set
£4.99
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Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£5.99
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Exotic Holiday Fund Money Tin
£2.99
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Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.
£3.99
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Fart Fines Money Tin
£2.99
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Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.
£3.99
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Girls Night In Trivia
£9.99
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Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie
£4.99
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Golf Pens Gift Set
£3.49
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Grow A Cocktail Party
£1.75
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Grow A Mansion
This will have to do until you win the lottery.
£1.75
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Grow A Set of New Teeth
£1.99
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Grow Your Own Birthday Cake
£1.75
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Grow Your Own Toy Boy
£1.75
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Growing Old Disgracefully Book
£3.99
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Grumpy Old Git Cartoon Book
Reading this book may cause side effects amongst old gits - including the loss of bladder control!
£4.99
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Grumpy Old Gits Hip Flask
£9.99
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Grumpy Old Man Fines Money Tin
£2.99
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Grumpy's Money Tin
£3.99
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Happy Birthday Toast Stamp
£1.99
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Happy Hour Cocktail Party Set
£4.99
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Inflatable Champagne Bottle
Time for a celebration!
£0.99
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Inflatable Walking Stick
£2.50
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Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£6.99
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Keyring - I Need A Vacation
£3.99
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Keyring - Old Fart Organization
£3.99
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Keyring - Top Bloke
£3.99
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Keyring - Two Types of People
There are two types of people in this world... and I don't like either of them
£3.99
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King for the Day Crown
£2.99
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Love & Passion For The Elderly
£2.99
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Metal Sign - Be Yourself
'Be yourself' is just about the worst piece of advice you could give to some people
£3.75
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Metal Sign - Common Sense
Common Sense is like Deodorant. The People Who Need it Most Never Use It!
£3.75
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Metal Sign - Solved with Chocolate
If things get BETTER WITH AGE then I must be getting close to MAGNIFICENT
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Metal Sign - Thanks For That
I took your advice to dance like no-one was watching and sing like no-one was listening. Thanks for that. My court date is later this month.
£3.75
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Metal Sign - Top 5 Exercises
£3.75
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Mini Party Hats
£2.49
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Mug - Dad Fuel
£4.99
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Mug - Grumpy Gits Club
£5.99
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Mug - Grumpy Old Git
This mug is perfect for any grumpy old git!
£4.95
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Mug - Grumpy Old Man
This mug is perfect for any grumpy old git!
£4.95
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Mug - Grumpy Old Woman
£4.95
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Mug - Muscles to Frown
£4.99
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Mug - Old Fart
£4.99
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Mug - Old Fart Power Source
£4.99
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Mug - Senior Moment
£4.99
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Old Age Bald Head Polisher
£3.99
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Old Age Bed Snake Bat
£2.95
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Old Age Cook Book
A selection of recipes for meals where teeth are not required!
£2.49
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Old Age Dental Care
£1.99
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Old Age DIY Botox Filler & Trowel
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
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Old Age Ear Trumpet
Having trouble hearing? WHY NOT TRY THIS JOKE EAR TRUMPET!
£1.99
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Old Age Emergency Toilet Paper
This miniature Emergency Toilet Roll is perfect for all those occasions when you might get caught short.
£1.99
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Old Age Hip Flask
£1.99
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Old Age Lost Marbles
£1.99
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Old Age Past-It Notes
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
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Old Age Willy Splints
£2.49
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Old Git Mints
£0.99
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Over The Hill Hearing Aid Giant Ears
Are you having difficulty hearing things? Why not try this pair of silly giant ears!
£3.99
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Over The Hill Moustache Collection
£2.99
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Over The Hill Vouchers
£2.99
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Over The Hill Workout Gear
This joke Over The Hill Workout Gear is perfect for any old timer who likes to keep fit.
£3.99
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Pee Pee Bib
Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib!
£2.99
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Pick n' Mix Retro Jigsaw Puzzle
£4.99
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Pocket Fold Up Pint Glass
Have your pint glass at the ready for whenever anyone offers a beer.
£2.99
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Rosette - Queen of Gossip
£0.99
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Rosette - Shopaholic
£0.99
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Saggy Ball Washer
£3.99
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Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints
These mints are great for... err.. I forget.
£1.99
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Senior Moments Fine Box
£2.99
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