Looking for some action big boy? Why not try our Grow Your Own Hooker! Simply place in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow reaching up to 600% its original size. Just look at the benefits;
•No more Curb Crawling
•Low maintenance and cheap
•She'll never tell the press about you
Once removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!