Candles - Don't Ask

Candles - Lost Count

Candles - Young At Heart

Candles - Happy Birthday

Candles - 21 Again

Grow Your Own Birthday Cake

Plastic Card - 50th Birthday
50 - You've got everything going for you (sight, hearing, teeth, looks, sex life - all going!)

Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover

Badge - 30 & Should Know Better!
This funny giant badge can either be worn as a badge or stood and displayed with a stand on the back.

Badge - 40 Midlife Crisis
This giant 40 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - 40 Today
This giant 40 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - 50 Today
This giant 50 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - 60 Today Blue
This giant 60 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - 60 Today Pink
This giant 60 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - 65 Today
This giant 65 badge can either be worn or stood and displayed with the stand on the rear.

Badge - It's My Birthday
This fun giant badge can either be worn or stood up as a display.

Bah Humbug Santa Hat

Baldy Buffer
Shine up in style with this great Baldy Head Buffer.

Baldy Man Hair Toupee
Get instant repair for receding hair!

Basball Cap with Hair

Belly Button Brush
Time to clean out the fluff?

Blind as a Bat Spectacles Case

Blinking Specs
Are you awake, blinking or having a snooze? These crazy glasses are great fun to wear!

Bottle Stopper - Happy 40th

Bottle Stopper - Happy 50th

Bottle Stopper - Happy 60th

Bottle Stopper/Cork Screw Birthdays-SALE
Birthdays come every year... stop counting!

Brain Box Trivia
Give your brain a work out with this tricky trivia Brain Box.

Clip On Mullet
Jump back to the 80's with this instant Clip On Mullet.

Coaster - Grumpy F*ckers Club
Are you Grumpy enough to join this club?

Coaster - Grumpy Old Git

Coaster - Grumpy Old Man
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.

Coaster - Grumpy Old Woman
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a stain on the table!

Coaster - It's Not A Bald Spot

Coaster - Old Farts Club
Congratulations you have joined the Old Farts Club!

Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!

Diploma in Farting
Congratulations, you've earned it!

Emergency Pants
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.

Extending Back Scratcher
Perfect for that itch to scratch in a hard to reach place.

Fart Extinguisher
Has someone Let Rip? Quick grab this Fart Extinguisher and give them a squirt.

Fart Fan
Quickly clear the air with this handy Fart Fan

Fart Undies
These fun pants include rear open access to help you free your flatulence.

Gentlemans Balls Scratcher
A luxury silverware 'Ball Scratcher', in the shape of a delicate female hand

Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie

Grow A Set of New Teeth

Grumpy Gits Guide to Technology SAVE £2
Technology - can't live with it, can't operate a TV without it.

Grumpy Old Git Cartoon Book
Reading this book may cause side effects amongst old gits - including the loss of bladder control!

Grumpy Old Golfer Set

Grumpy Old Man Humbugs SALE!

Happy 30th Birthday Photo Frame

Happy 40th Birthday Photo Frame

Happy Birthday Toast Stamp

Happy Birthday Zimmer and Fogey Membership
The perfect novelty gift for an Old Fogey birthday.

Happy Retirement Zimmer & Fogey Membership
The perfect novelty gift for an Old Fogey retirement.

Having A Mid-Life Crisis Book
Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?

Hip Flask - 40th Birthday SALE

Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.

Inflatable Walking Stick

Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.

Magnet Erectile Dysfunction
"I Suffer From Erectile Dysfunction" Bumper Magnet