Certificate in Farting


Your persistent farting deserve a daft diploma.

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Do you know a persistent farter? Does their constant flatulence and toilet humour deserve an award? Well you can now recognise their bottom burps with this Honorary Diploma in Farting.
This quality A4 joke Daft Diploma certificate has an area for you to write in the recipients name and comes with a diploma envelope so you can present it in style.
The watermark is removed from the copy you receive.

A scruffy old lady enters a lift in a very fancy building when a young woman gets in smelling of perfume.
The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce"
Then another young woman gets in the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel, £200 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to out of the lift but before she leaves she looks both women in the eye, bends over, farts and says "Broccoli £1.50 a kg!"


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  • Steve


    We got this for my mate, he really deserves it. Don't ever get in a lift with him.

  • Amanda


    We all have a windy friend or relative & this is just perfect. Great comedy gift.

  • Aysha

    Very funny gift, definitely recommend for someone who can't control their farts.

  • Jade


    Fantastic idea for a jokey stocking filler, especially if you've got a farter in the house! Whole website is ideal for funny, unusual gifts.

  • Neil


    My friend Dave has truly earned this diploma, believe me.

  • Steven


    Good quality certificate, made a really funny gift for a work colleague.

  • Louise


    I thought this would shame my boyfriend but it turns out he was really proud to get it.