Certificate in FartingNSS10
Your persistent farting deserve a daft diploma.
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The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce"
Then another young woman gets in the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel, £200 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to out of the lift but before she leaves she looks both women in the eye, bends over, farts and says "Broccoli £1.50 a kg!"
“We got this for my mate, he really deserves it. Don't ever get in a lift with him.”
“We all have a windy friend or relative & this is just perfect. Great comedy gift.”
“Very funny gift, definitely recommend for someone who can't control their farts.”
“Fantastic idea for a jokey stocking filler, especially if you've got a farter in the house! Whole website is ideal for funny, unusual gifts.”
“My friend Dave has truly earned this diploma, believe me.”
“Good quality certificate, made a really funny gift for a work colleague.”
“I thought this would shame my boyfriend but it turns out he was really proud to get it.”