Free UK Delivery on Orders Over £25 

Rude Cards

Filter

Price

Sort By
Showing products 1 to 23 of 23
Christmas Card - Santa Thinks You're A Cunt

It sounds like someone has been naughty this year. Show someone how much you think of them this Christmas with this hilariously rude card!

£1.99
(5)
Christmas Card - Santa's Bulging Sack

Santa's got a really big bulging sack to empty this year.

£1.99
(3)
Christmas Card - Waiting For Santa To Come

Do you lay in bed waiting for Santa to come?

£1.99
(7)
Christmas Card - Merry Fucking Christmas

If you don't feel very Christmassy this rude Merry Fucking Christmas greeting card will get your point across!

£1.99
(2)
Christmas Card - Ho Fucking Ho

Not feeling the Christmas vibe, why not send someone our Ho Fucking Ho Christmas card!

£1.99
(2)
I Got You Fuck All Card

Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All!

£1.99
(14)
Card - I Know A Cunt

I May Not Be A Gynaecologist, But I Know A Cunt When I See One

£1.99
(3)
Card - Happy Fucking Birthday

Help someone celebrate their birthday with this funny rude greeting card.

£1.99
(2)
Card - Hope You Get Some Stiff Dick

Well that would be a nice present.

£1.99
(5)
Card - Another Year Older

Why not tell it as it is with this blunt birthday card.

£1.99
(4)
Card - It's Your Birthday

It is your birthday so why not treat yourself and have a wank!

£1.99
(3)
Card - To a Special Cunt

Why not get someone special this hilariously rude birthday card.

£1.99
(8)
Card - Men Are Like Toilets

Well you know what they say; many a true word is spoken in jest! Why not cheer someone up with this funny greeting card.

£1.99
(1)
Card - Pass The Vodka

This funny poem card is perfect for anyone who likes vodka!

£1.99
(2)
Card - Magnificent Ass

This funny rhyming card is sure to cheer someone up. Nice Ass!

£1.99
(4)
Card - Wank In A Sock

This saucy rhyming limerick card is sure to make someone laugh.

£1.99
(4)
Card - Have a Martini

Well that really is what you call a cock-tail! This funny rhyming card will definitely get a laugh.

£1.49
£1.99
(3)
Card - Your Dad Will Do

The perfect card for anyone who likes DILF's or has a hot dad!

£1.99
(2)
Card - Your Mum Will Do

The perfect card for anyone with a hot mum or is a fan of MILF's!

£1.99
(1)
Card - Neighbours Fucking

Did something go bump in the night? This funny rhyming card is sure to get a giggle.

£1.49
£1.99
(3)
Oh Shit I'm 40 Gifts and Card Pack

Give someone a funny 40th birthday with our combined card and gift kit

£3.99
(5)
Oh Shit I'm 50 Gifts and Card Pack

Celebrate a 50th birthday in style with his joke card and gift kit

£3.99
(7)
Oh Shit I'm 60 Gifts and Card Pack

Get a proper welcome to your 60th birthday with this funny Card and Gift pack

£3.99
(4)