It sounds like someone has been naughty this year. Show someone how much you think of them this Christmas with this hilariously rude card!
You better be good this year as Santa knows when you've been wanking.
Santa's got a really big bulging sack to empty this year.
Do you lay in bed waiting for Santa to come?
If you don't feel very Christmassy this rude Merry Fucking Christmas greeting card will get your point across!
Not feeling the Christmas vibe, why not send someone our Ho Fucking Ho Christmas card!
Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All!
I May Not Be A Gynaecologist, But I Know A Cunt When I See One
This saucy rhyming limerick card is sure to make someone laugh.
Like a drink? This is the card for you.
Help someone celebrate their birthday with this funny rude greeting card.
Well that would be a nice present.
Why not tell it as it is with this blunt birthday card.
It is your birthday so why not treat yourself and have a wank!
Why not get someone special this hilariously rude birthday card.
Well you know what they say; many a true word is spoken in jest! Why not cheer someone up with this funny greeting card.
This funny poem card is perfect for anyone who likes vodka!
This funny rhyming card is sure to cheer someone up. Nice Ass!
Well that really is what you call a cock-tail! This funny rhyming card will definitely get a laugh.
The perfect card for anyone who likes DILF's or has a hot dad!
The perfect card for anyone with a hot mum or is a fan of MILF's!
Did something go bump in the night? This funny rhyming card is sure to get a giggle.
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