Funny Gifts

It's Christmas And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel

Why not treat someone to our luxury Wank Sock. It's sure to get a lot more use than a lot of other gifts.

Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All!

Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion.

This prank pack contains five hilarious prank envelopes that are perfect for sending to someone to cause maximum embarrassment.

Don't let wet or soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with our Emergency Pants.

Fed up of being wrong... hold this card up and you'll always be right!

A ROUND TUIT - For years you've been saying you'll do things when you get a round tuit - now you can finally get one!

Be prepared for Watersports and Golden Showers with this handy poncho.

Test your trivial knowledge with this awesome quiz game.

Does anyone fancy a game of the fun, fast and furious Shit Head card game?

Anyone fancy a game of Trivia With A Twist?

Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership.

Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership.

Make your toilet breaks fun with this silly sticker collection.

Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit

Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit

Keep any bald head nice and clean with our Baldy Cleaning Mitt.

If you are suffering from unsightly tufts of hair growing out of your nose and ears, it sounds like you need our fun Man Hair Trimmer kit.

Our funny gift pack is the perfect birthday for anyone who is getting a bit Over the Hill!

It's My Birthday And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel

Give someone a funny 40th birthday with our combined card and gift kit

Celebrate a 50th birthday in style with his joke card and gift kit

Get a proper welcome to your 60th birthday with this funny Card and Gift pack

This joke voucher book contains lots of prank discount vouchers for essential Over the Hill services.

Open this prank pack and you'll find some lovely cockerel postcards. What else was you expecting?

When you open this mysterious pack and you'll find some stunning postcards with tall buildings. What else was you expecting?

Do you love pussy? This pack will be perfect for you then as it contains a selection of lovely pussy cat postcards.

This funny pack is ideal for anyone who loves tits. Inside you'll find a fantastic collection of bird postcards!

Test if you are really a Crazy Cat Lady with our comical gift kit.

Why not treat someone to a fun day cleaning toilets?

People are dying to try our prank funeral parlour joke experience day.

This joke canoe trip gift experience is a holiday you really won't forget!

If you enjoy a pint our I Love Beer card with gifts will make the perfect present.

Our fun Wine Lovers Card and Gift Kit is the perfect present for anyone who enjoys a glass of wine.

Our I Love Coffee card and gift kit will make an ideal present for any coffee addict.

This funny kit will make the perfect gift for The Boss.

Help celebrate someone's birthday with these silly balloons.

Why not celebrate someone's birthday with these hilarious balloons.

No enjoying yourself? Let everyone know with these balloons!

Celebrate in style - whatever the occasion - with these funny balloons.

Show someone how much you care with these fun balloons.

Get straight to the point with these rude balloons.

These joke balloons are decorated with a willy design.

Our hilarious Bah Humbug Kit and Santa Hat will be perfect for any Christmas Scrooge

Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all.

Why not leave someone a cheeky message with this naughty memo pad?

Are you a little behind on your work? Leave someone a cheeky message with this fun memo pad.

Need to pass on a telephone message? Our handy Wanker Called Memo pad makes great prank note paper.

Fancy a doodle? You can get very creative with this naked hunk.

This rude telephone message pad makes a great funny gift for any stressed employee or demanding boss!

Fed up with ordinary sticky notes, why note try these Sexy Hunky Sticky Notepads?

Why note spice things up with these Sexy Sticky Notepads?

It really is party time with this fun book of drinking games and dares.

Get some practical advice on how to avoid that awful morning-after feeling...again!

This will make sure you're not disturbed while trying to sleep!

This saucy vouchers book contains 10 fantasy treats to really spice up your Sex Life!

This hilarious book contains loads of rude and saucy jokes and cartoons.

Our handsome Grow Your Own Stripper is perfect for entertaining a girls night out!

Make your friends jealous with your very own gorgeous, no strings attached, party girl.

Live out your wildest fantasies with our novelty Grow Your Own Porn Star.

Be the envy of your friends with this young, gorgeous and virile novelty Toy Boy.

Learn from the experts everything you need to know about sex after 60... this joke notebook is actually blank inside!

The perfect coaster for any keen golfer.

...It's what's for dinner, supper and breakfast

The ideal coaster for any grumpy old so and so.

...Rich, Strong & Hot... and guaranteed to keep me awake all night!

This coaster is reserved for the bosses drink!

Beer - The reason I get up every afternoon!

I cook with wine... sometimes I even add it to the food!

I haven't met Mr Right yet... but I have met Mr Stupid, Mr Clever Dick, Mr Boring and Mr Cheapskate!