Funny Gifts
Our funny novelty gifts are strictly for adults only. If you are easily offended please leave now.
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Golden Oldie Medal
£9.95(1)Who deserves our classy Golden Oldie Medal?! -
Wankers Wristband
£4.99(1)This absorbent jizz mop is the ideal gift for any wanker. -
Wank Sock
£4.99(14)Why not treat someone to our luxury Wank Sock. It's sure to get a lot more use than a lot of other gifts. -
Emergency Undies
£4.99(12)Don't let wet or soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with our Emergency Pants. -
A Round Tuit
£2.99(8)A ROUND TUIT - For years you've been saying you'll do things when you get a round tuit - now you can finally get one! -
CUNning Test puzzles game
£4.99(2)Can you answer these CUNning Tests? -
TWAT Game - Trivia With A Twist
£4.99(3)Anyone fancy a game of Trivia With A Twist? -
Every Hole's A Goal Tiddlywink Game
£4.99(3)Test your Tiddlywink skills with this fun game -
Bitch Ass Pussy Game
£4.99(1)Bitch Ass Pussy is the hilarious Cat, Dog and Donkey Memory Game. -
FAQ The Fucking Awesome Quiz Game
£4.99(7)Test your trivial knowledge with this awesome quiz game. -
Shit Head Game
£3.99(3)Does anyone fancy a game of the fun, fast and furious Shit Head card game? -
Golden Shower Poncho
£3.99(2)Be prepared for Watersports and Golden Showers with this handy poncho. -
Willy Win or Boobie Prize Adult Board Game
£4.99(3)This fun adult board game makes a great party game. -
Farting Excuse Spinner
£3.99(3)Farted? Need as excuse? Give our Fart Excuse Spinner a quick spin and you'll have the perfect alibi. -
Always Late Excuse Spinner
£3.99(2)Late again? Need a quick excuse? Give our Always Late Excuse Spinner a quick spin and you'll have the perfect explanation. -
Golden Sex Ticket
£2.99(9)Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion. -
Always Right Card
£2.99(6)Fed up of being wrong... hold this card up and you'll always be right! -
Prank Cunt Club Membership
£4.99(7)Why not gift someone membership to our joke Cunt Club. -
Prank Dogging Club Deluxe Membership
£4.99(8)Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership. -
I Got You Fuck All Card
£2.99(14)Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All! -
Funny Toilet Stickers Pack
£4.99(3)Make your toilet breaks fun with this silly sticker collection. -
Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Her
£4.99(3)Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit -
Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Him
£4.99(5)Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit -
Baldly Funny Cleaning Mitt
£4.99(10)Keep any bald head nice and clean with our Baldy Cleaning Mitt. -
Prank Rude Envelopes
£2.99(7)This prank pack contains five hilarious rude prank envelopes that are perfect for sending to someone to cause maximum embarrassment. -
Prank Funny Envelopes
£2.99(1)Another pack containing five funny envelopes that are perfect for sending as a prank. -
Tea Towel - It's My Birthday
£4.99(4)It's My Birthday And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel -
Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit
£3.99(5)Our funny gift pack is the perfect birthday for anyone who is getting a bit Over the Hill! -
Over The Hill Vouchers
£2.99(4)This joke voucher book contains lots of prank discount vouchers for essential Over the Hill services. -
Oh Shit I'm 60 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(4)Get a proper welcome to your 60th birthday with this funny Card and Gift pack -
Oh Shit I'm 50 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(7)Celebrate a 50th birthday in style with his joke card and gift kit -
Oh Shit I'm 40 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(5)Give someone a funny 40th birthday with our combined card and gift kit -
A Spread of Over 40's Joke Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)A collection of quotes, jokes and one-liners about the joys of being in your 40's. -
Over 30's Joke Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)These wicked jokes are the perfect antidote to those thirty-something blues! -
I Love Cock Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(11)Open this prank pack and you'll find some lovely cockerel postcards. What else was you expecting? -
I Love Huge Erections Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(6)When you open this mysterious pack and you'll find some stunning postcards with tall buildings. What else was you expecting? -
I Love Pussy Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(13)Do you love pussy? This pack will be perfect for you then as it contains a selection of lovely pussy cat postcards. -
I Love Tits Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(9)This funny pack is ideal for anyone who loves tits. Inside you'll find a fantastic collection of bird postcards! -
Gift Experience Toilet Cleaner
£2.99(2)Why not treat someone to a fun day cleaning toilets? -
Gift Experience Funeral
£2.99(7)People are dying to try our prank funeral parlour joke experience day. -
Gift Experience Canoe Trip
£2.99(4)This joke canoe trip gift experience is a holiday you really won't forget! -
Balloons - Happy Fucking Birthday
£1.99(1)Help celebrate someone's birthday with these silly balloons. -
Balloons - Fuck Me You're Old
£1.99(3)Why not celebrate someone's birthday with these hilarious balloons. -
Balloons - This Party Is Shit
£1.99(2)No enjoying yourself? Let everyone know with these balloons! -
Balloons - Happy Fucking Whatever
£1.99(1)Celebrate in style - whatever the occasion - with these funny balloons. -
Balloons - Damn You're Fine
£1.99(Not yet rated)Let someone know how much you fancy them with our balloons. -
Balloons - I Bloody Love You
£1.99(1)Show someone how much you care with these fun balloons. -
Balloons - Let's Fuck
£1.99(3)Get straight to the point with these rude balloons. -
Balloons - Willy Design
£1.99(1)These joke balloons are decorated with a willy design. -
Fucking Urgent Memo Pad
£1.99(5)Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all. -
A Little Behind Memo Pad - Female
£1.99(1)Why not leave someone a cheeky message with this naughty memo pad? -
A Little Behind Memo Pad - Male
£1.99(2)Are you a little behind on your work? Leave someone a cheeky message with this fun memo pad. -
This Wanker Called Memo Pad
£1.99(2)Need to pass on a telephone message? Our handy Wanker Called Memo pad makes great prank note paper. -
Working Girl's Doodle Pad
£1.99(1)Fancy a doodle? You can get very creative with this naked hunk. -
This Bastard Called Memo Pad
£1.99(3)This rude telephone message pad makes a great funny gift for any stressed employee or demanding boss! -
Sexy Posing Notes - Men
£1.99(1)Fed up with ordinary sticky notes, why note try these Sexy Hunky Sticky Notepads? -
Sexy Posing Notes - Women
£1.99(1)Why note spice things up with these Sexy Sticky Notepads? -
Hot and Sticky Notes
£3.99(Not yet rated)These naughty sticky pads contain loads of sexy dares for him & her -
The Little Book of Bad Hair Days
£3.99(Not yet rated)If you have ever suffered from a Bad Hair Day this book is sure to raise a smile. -
Bar Dares
£3.99(5)It really is party time with this fun book of drinking games and dares. -
The Hangover Survival Guide
£2.99(1)Get some practical advice on how to avoid that awful morning-after feeling...again! -
I Love Wine Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)A collection of cartoons about Ladies - for a Lady! -
I Love Beer Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)A collection of hilarious (and slightly disgusting) beer drinking cartoons. -
Eye Mask - HUNGOVER
£2.99(Not yet rated)Feeling hungover? Sounds like you need our handy eye mask to recover. -
Eye Mask - MAN FLU
£2.99(Not yet rated)Suffering from Man Flu? This handy eye mask will help you get better. -
Senior Citizens Wrinkle Remover
£1.99(4)Worried about looking older? Why not try our prank Wrinkle Remover! -
Blow Job Scratch Card
£1.99(3) -
A Romp of Naughty Jokes
£2.99(1)This hilarious book contains loads of rude and saucy jokes and cartoons. -
I Love Sex Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)Who doesn't?! -
Do You Know Your Lover Book
£3.99(Not yet rated)The slightly naughty quiz book to discover how well you really know your lover. -
Grow Your Own Male Stripper
£1.99(5)Our handsome Grow Your Own Stripper is perfect for entertaining a girls night out! -
Grow Your Own Mistress
£1.99(2)Make your friends jealous with your very own gorgeous, no strings attached, party girl. -
Tea Towel - Fucking Christmas
£4.99(2)It's Christmas And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel