Funny Gifts
Our funny novelty gifts are strictly for adults only. If you are easily offended please leave now.
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![Farting Excuse Spinner]()
Farting Excuse Spinner
£3.99(3)Farted? Need as excuse? Give our Fart Excuse Spinner a quick spin and you'll have the perfect alibi. -
![Wank Sock]()
Wank Sock
£4.99(14)Why not treat someone to our luxury Wank Sock. It's sure to get a lot more use than a lot of other gifts. -
![Emergency Undies]()
Emergency Undies
£4.99(12)Don't let wet or soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with our Emergency Pants. -
![Always Late Excuse Spinner]()
Always Late Excuse Spinner
£3.99(2)Late again? Need a quick excuse? Give our Always Late Excuse Spinner a quick spin and you'll have the perfect explanation. -
![Golden Sex Ticket]()
Golden Sex Ticket
£2.99(9)Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion. -
![Prank Rude Envelopes]()
Prank Rude Envelopes
£2.99(7)This prank pack contains five hilarious rude prank envelopes that are perfect for sending to someone to cause maximum embarrassment. -
![Prank Funny Envelopes]()
Prank Funny Envelopes
£2.99(1)Another pack containing five funny envelopes that are perfect for sending as a prank. -
![Always Right Card]()
Always Right Card
£2.99(6)Fed up of being wrong... hold this card up and you'll always be right! -
![A Round Tuit]()
A Round Tuit
£2.99(8)A ROUND TUIT - For years you've been saying you'll do things when you get a round tuit - now you can finally get one! -
![Willy Win or Boobie Prize Adult Board Game]()
Willy Win or Boobie Prize Adult Board Game
£4.99(3)This fun adult board game makes a great party game. -
![FAQ The Fucking Awesome Quiz Game]()
FAQ The Fucking Awesome Quiz Game
£4.99(7)Test your trivial knowledge with this awesome quiz game. -
![Shit Head Game]()
Shit Head Game
£3.99(3)Does anyone fancy a game of the fun, fast and furious Shit Head card game? -
![TWAT Game - Trivia With A Twist]()
TWAT Game - Trivia With A Twist
£4.99(3)Anyone fancy a game of Trivia With A Twist? -
![Golden Shower Poncho]()
Golden Shower Poncho
£3.99(2)Be prepared for Watersports and Golden Showers with this handy poncho. -
![Prank Cunt Club Membership]()
Prank Cunt Club Membership
£4.99(7)Why not gift someone membership to our joke Cunt Club. -
![Prank Dogging Club Deluxe Membership]()
Prank Dogging Club Deluxe Membership
£4.99(8)Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership. -
![The Boss Funny Gift Kit]()
The Boss Funny Gift Kit
£4.99(10)This funny kit will make the perfect gift for The Boss. -
![I Got You Fuck All Card]()
I Got You Fuck All Card
£2.99(14)Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All! -
![Funny Toilet Stickers Pack]()
Funny Toilet Stickers Pack
£4.99(3)Make your toilet breaks fun with this silly sticker collection. -
![Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Her]()
Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Her
£4.99(3)Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit -
![Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Him]()
Anti-Nagging Joke Kit For Him
£4.99(5)Get instant relief from nagging and moaning with this handy kit -
![Baldly Funny Cleaning Mitt]()
Baldly Funny Cleaning Mitt
£4.99(10)Keep any bald head nice and clean with our Baldy Cleaning Mitt. -
![Tea Towel - It's My Birthday]()
Tea Towel - It's My Birthday
£4.99(4)It's My Birthday And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel -
![Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit]()
Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit
£3.99(5)Our funny gift pack is the perfect birthday for anyone who is getting a bit Over the Hill! -
![Oh Shit I'm 60 Gifts and Card Pack]()
Oh Shit I'm 60 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(4)Get a proper welcome to your 60th birthday with this funny Card and Gift pack -
![Oh Shit I'm 50 Gifts and Card Pack]()
Oh Shit I'm 50 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(7)Celebrate a 50th birthday in style with his joke card and gift kit -
![Oh Shit I'm 40 Gifts and Card Pack]()
Oh Shit I'm 40 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(5)Give someone a funny 40th birthday with our combined card and gift kit -
![I Love Cock Prank Postcard Set]()
I Love Cock Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(11)Open this prank pack and you'll find some lovely cockerel postcards. What else was you expecting? -
![I Love Huge Erections Prank Postcard Set]()
I Love Huge Erections Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(6)When you open this mysterious pack and you'll find some stunning postcards with tall buildings. What else was you expecting? -
![I Love Pussy Prank Postcard Set]()
I Love Pussy Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(13)Do you love pussy? This pack will be perfect for you then as it contains a selection of lovely pussy cat postcards. -
![I Love Tits Prank Postcard Set]()
I Love Tits Prank Postcard Set
£2.99(9)This funny pack is ideal for anyone who loves tits. Inside you'll find a fantastic collection of bird postcards! -
![Gift Experience Toilet Cleaner]()
Gift Experience Toilet Cleaner
£2.99(2)Why not treat someone to a fun day cleaning toilets? -
![Gift Experience Funeral]()
Gift Experience Funeral
£2.99(7)People are dying to try our prank funeral parlour joke experience day. -
![Gift Experience Canoe Trip]()
Gift Experience Canoe Trip
£2.99(4)This joke canoe trip gift experience is a holiday you really won't forget! -
![Balloons - Happy Fucking Birthday]()
Balloons - Happy Fucking Birthday
£1.99(1)Help celebrate someone's birthday with these silly balloons. -
![Balloons - Fuck Me You're Old]()
Balloons - Fuck Me You're Old
£1.99(3)Why not celebrate someone's birthday with these hilarious balloons. -
![Balloons - This Party Is Shit]()
Balloons - This Party Is Shit
£1.99(2)No enjoying yourself? Let everyone know with these balloons! -
![Balloons - Happy Fucking Whatever]()
Balloons - Happy Fucking Whatever
£1.99(1)Celebrate in style - whatever the occasion - with these funny balloons. -
![Balloons - I Bloody Love You]()
Balloons - I Bloody Love You
£1.99(1)Show someone how much you care with these fun balloons. -
![Balloons - Let's Fuck]()
Balloons - Let's Fuck
£1.99(3)Get straight to the point with these rude balloons. -
![Balloons - Willy Design]()
Balloons - Willy Design
£1.99(1)These joke balloons are decorated with a willy design. -
![Fucking Urgent Memo Pad]()
Fucking Urgent Memo Pad
£1.99(5)Need to leave an urgent message or memo? Well I think this handy pad says it all. -
![This Wanker Called Memo Pad]()
This Wanker Called Memo Pad
£1.99(2)Need to pass on a telephone message? Our handy Wanker Called Memo pad makes great prank note paper. -
![This Bastard Called Memo Pad]()
This Bastard Called Memo Pad
£1.99(3)This rude telephone message pad makes a great funny gift for any stressed employee or demanding boss! -
![Sexy Posing Notes - Men]()
Sexy Posing Notes - Men
£1.99(1)Fed up with ordinary sticky notes, why note try these Sexy Hunky Sticky Notepads? -
![Sexy Posing Notes - Women]()
Sexy Posing Notes - Women
£1.99(Not yet rated)Why note spice things up with these Sexy Sticky Notepads? -
![Over The Hill Vouchers]()
Over The Hill Vouchers
£2.99(4)This joke voucher book contains lots of prank discount vouchers for essential Over the Hill services. -
![Bar Dares]()
Bar Dares
£3.99(5)It really is party time with this fun book of drinking games and dares. -
![The Hangover Survival Guide]()
The Hangover Survival Guide
£2.99(1)Get some practical advice on how to avoid that awful morning-after feeling...again! -
![Pee Pee Bib]()
Pee Pee Bib
£2.99(9)Are you fed up with wet pee splashes on the front of your trousers? Why not try this bib! -
![Eye Mask - FUCK OFF]()
Eye Mask - FUCK OFF
£2.99(4)This will make sure you're not disturbed while trying to sleep! -
![Senior Citizens Wrinkle Remover]()
Senior Citizens Wrinkle Remover
£1.99(4)Worried about looking older? Why not try our prank Wrinkle Remover! -
![Blow Job Scratch Card]()
Blow Job Scratch Card
£1.99(3) -
![Sexual Fantasy Vouchers]()
Sexual Fantasy Vouchers
£2.99(1)This saucy vouchers book contains 10 fantasy treats to really spice up your Sex Life! -
![A Romp of Naughty Jokes]()
A Romp of Naughty Jokes
£2.99(1)This hilarious book contains loads of rude and saucy jokes and cartoons. -
![Grow Your Own Male Stripper]()
Grow Your Own Male Stripper
£1.99(5)Our handsome Grow Your Own Stripper is perfect for entertaining a girls night out! -
![Grow Your Own Mistress]()
Grow Your Own Mistress
£1.99(2)Make your friends jealous with your very own gorgeous, no strings attached, party girl. -
![Grow Your Own Porn Star]()
Grow Your Own Porn Star
£1.99(3)Live out your wildest fantasies with our novelty Grow Your Own Porn Star. -
![Grow Your Own Toy Boy]()
Grow Your Own Toy Boy
£1.99(7)Be the envy of your friends with this young, gorgeous and virile novelty Toy Boy. -
![Tea Towel - Fucking Christmas]()
Tea Towel - Fucking Christmas
£4.99(2)It's Christmas And All I Got Was This Fucking Tea Towel
