Joke Certificates

Your dog has no nose?... It sounds like you deserve this award.

Why not recognise someones bad dance moves with this prank diploma.

The perfect award for someone who is always late!

Your persistent farting deserve a daft diploma.

Did you go to school with the Flintstones? Sounds like you need our prank certificate.

Love a bit of banter? Display this certificate on your bantlepiece with pride!

Drunk again? You deserve a certificate.

Why not reward your lover with this Certificate in Great Sex.

Why not recognise someone's epic tea and coffee making skills with this certificate?

Finally you've achieved something! The perfect reward for someone who gets nothing done.

Looking for a prank gift? How about our World's Smallest Penis award?

We hope you like your daft diploma. Yeah right.

Could you get a job as a fog horn? Sounds like you've earned our snoring award.

Well done, you're earned our f***ing certificate.

A ROUND TUIT - For years you've been saying you'll do things when you get a round tuit - now you can finally get one!

Fed up of being wrong... hold this card up and you'll always be right!

Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion.

Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership.