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The perfect award for someone who is always late!
Your persistent farting deserve a daft diploma.
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Drunk again? You deserve a certificate.
Why not reward your lover with this Certificate in Great Sex.
Why not recognise someone's epic tea and coffee making skills with this certificate?
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We hope you like your daft diploma. Yeah right.
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Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion.
Why not gift someone membership to our joke Cunt Club.