Joke Certificates

Your dog has no nose?... It sounds like you deserve this award.

The perfect award for someone who is always late!

Your persistent farting deserve a daft diploma.

Love a bit of banter? Display this certificate on your bantlepiece with pride!

Drunk again? You deserve a certificate.

Why not reward your lover with this Certificate in Great Sex.

Why not recognise someone's epic tea and coffee making skills with this certificate?

Looking for a prank gift? How about our World's Smallest Penis award?

We hope you like your daft diploma. Yeah right.

Could you get a job as a fog horn? Sounds like you've earned our snoring award.

Well done, you're earned our f***ing certificate.

Fed up of being wrong... hold this card up and you'll always be right!

Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion.

Why not treat someone to our trick Dogging Club membership.