I Got You Fuck All Card


Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All!

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This large gift card is printed with the message "I wasn't sure what to get you so I decided on FUCK ALL" on the front. Inside it's covered with words like "Nowt, Zilch, Sweet FA, Jack Shit, Zero, Diddly Squat" just to emphasize you got them Fuck All! It's sure to make a hilarious card/gift all in one, whatever the occasion. There is a space on the back of the card for you to write your own message.

This large card measures approx. 148 x 210 mm and comes with an envelope.


Based on 14 reviews
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  • Bethany


    I only ordered it the other day and it's arrived already, will definitely shop again.

  • James


    Got this for my wife for her birthday, fortunately she saw the funny side... and I had got her something else :-)

  • Jessica


    The perfect present for my annoying brother.

  • Simon Kemp


    Product just as described and seen in the pictures. So pleased with this. Got it as a gift for my friend who loved it.

  • Emma


    Product was as expected and exactly what I looking for as a prank birthday gift, it got the response I wanted. Delivery very quick and web site easy to use.

  • Jill


    I bought it as a joke present for my partner. Very clever gift idea.

  • Neil


    Bought for a friend and I have found it to be a pretty funny gift. Item was as described and good quality. I know she'll find it hilarious.

  • Linda


    Ideal gift for a friend who has everything and he loved it. It arrived on time and very good value for money. Very pleased.

  • Vicky


    Bought as a rude present for a friend. Great service over all, parcel arrived on time and promptly.

  • Fabrizio


    This made a great card to wind up my brother who always moans that I get him crap gifts.