This absorbent jizz mop is the ideal gift for any wanker.
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Wankers Wrist Band - Absorbent Jizz Mop with Handy Tissue Storage.
This handy wristband is the perfect accessory for any wanker. The absorbent material is ideal for mopping up jizz stains whilst the handy zip up pocket provides ample storage for tissues in case of big splashes.
When your Wankers Wristband becomes too crusty simply hand wash in lukewarm water to revive.
The Wankers Wristband is made from 80% cotton, 12% spandex and 8% nylon. It's also handy for keeping your keys in when you're taking part in some exercise.
Just bought one of these for a buddy of mine who always takes ages in the bathroom. Told him to use this instead!”