Sale Home / Sale / Card - Magnificent Ass Card - Magnificent Ass (4) Card - Magnificent Ass (4) £0.50 Stock Status: In Stock This funny rhyming card is sure to cheer someone up. Nice Ass! Add to your Wish List Information Specifications Reviews Card: There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. This funny rhyming card is sure to make the recipient laugh whatever the occasion. This card is blank inside for you to write your own message, so it's suitable for birthdays, Christmas, special occasions or just to cheer someone up. This rude greeting card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope. Product Code: NSS64 Based on 4 review(s) Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers! Tim - Boston Manor I love this card. I've bought a load of them and all my friends will be getting it this year. Sharon - Rotherham Very funny and good quality greeting card. Delivery was quicker than expected, thanks. Steph Burns - yarmouth My boyfriend works with donkeys and animals so he thought this card was really funny. Don - Ware fast delivery and no problems with the order. You May Also Like Diploma in Banter £1.99 (6) Diploma in Great Sex £1.99 (2) Card - Happy Fucking Birthday £1.99 (2) Gift Wrap - Willy Design £2.50 (7) Gift Wrap - I Fucking Love You £2.50 (4) Golden Sex Ticket £1.99 (9) Card - Pass The Vodka £1.99 (2) Gift Wrap - Happy Fucking Birthday £2.50 (7) Gift Wrap - Breast Wishes £1.25 £2.50 (2) I Love Cock Prank Postcard Set £2.99 (11) I Love Tits Prank Postcard Set £2.99 (9) A Romp of Naughty Jokes £2.99 (1) Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit £3.99 (5) Tea Towel - It's My Birthday £4.99 (4)