Card - Magnificent Ass


This funny rhyming card is sure to cheer someone up. Nice Ass!

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Card: There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

This funny rhyming card is sure to make the recipient laugh whatever the occasion. This card is blank inside for you to write your own message, so it's suitable for birthdays, Christmas, special occasions or just to cheer someone up.

This rude greeting card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope.


Brand The Naff Gift Shop
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I love this card. I've bought a load of them and all my friends will be getting it this year.

Tim | Boston Manor | May 2017

Very funny and good quality greeting card. Delivery was quicker than expected, thanks.

Sharon | Rotherham | May 2017

My boyfriend works with donkeys and animals so he thought this card was really funny.

Steph Burns | yarmouth | May 2017

fast delivery and no problems with the order.

Don | Ware | May 2017