Rude Cards Home / Rude Cards / Card - Pass The Vodka Card - Pass The Vodka (2) Card - Pass The Vodka (2) £1.99 Stock Status: In Stock This funny poem card is perfect for anyone who likes vodka! Add to your Wish List Information Specifications Reviews Card: "If vodka was water, And I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom, And never come up! But vodka's not water, And I'm not a duck, So pass me the bottle, And shut the fuck up!" This funny poem card is sure to make a hilarious greeting card for anyone who likes vodka. This card is blank inside for you to write your own message, whatever the occasion. This card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope. Product Code: NSS56 Based on 2 review(s) Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers! Jennifer - Brighton Really funny, came quickly and arrived well packaged. I'm sure we'll be enjoying a few vodkas at my friends party. Chloe - Bath Fast delivery, product as described, perfect card for partner! Would use site again! :) You May Also Like Card - I Know A Cunt £1.99 (3) Gift Wrap - Don't Get Your Hopes Up £2.50 (3) Card - Another Year Older £1.99 (4) Gift Wrap - Shit Present Inside £2.50 (5) Diploma in Drinking £1.99 (6) Gift Wrap - Heres Your Fucking Present £2.50 (3) I Love Beer Joke Card and Gift pack £0.99 (11) I Love Wine Joke Card and Gift pack £0.99 (6) Fucking Urgent Memo Pad £1.99 (5) Bar Dares £3.99 (5) Eye Mask - FUCK OFF £2.99 (4) Tea Towel - It's My Birthday £4.99 (4) Desk Sign - Hard Work £2.50 (3)
