Card - Pass The Vodka


This funny poem card is perfect for anyone who likes vodka!

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Card: "If vodka was water,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up!
But vodka's not water,
And I'm not a duck,
So pass me the bottle,
And shut the fuck up!"

This funny poem card is sure to make a hilarious greeting card for anyone who likes vodka. This card is blank inside for you to write your own message, whatever the occasion.

This card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope.


Brand The Naff Gift Shop
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Really funny, came quickly and arrived well packaged. I'm sure we'll be enjoying a few vodkas at my friends party.

Jennifer | Brighton | March 2017

Fast delivery, product as described, perfect card for partner! Would use site again! :)

Chloe | Bath | March 2017