I'm at an age where Fuck You, Fuck Off and Fuck That... Answer almost every question that I'm asked.
The new one a day medication. When things are getting too much, just remember Fukitol
A lack of planning on your part, Does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Our Service is Good - Cheap - Fast (you can pick any two)
...Don't Make Me Lose My Shit!
...Not to me, but I'm sure that someone, somewhere cares a little bit
A ROUND TUIT - For years you've been saying you'll do things when you get a round tuit - now you can finally get one!
Do you love biscuits and chocolate? This funny three-sided sign will be ideal for your desk.
This coffee themed desk sign has three sides printed with messages suitable for any coffee addict.
Trying to avoid doing any work? Can't wait to go home? Sounds like you need this hilarious sign on your desk.
Are you getting a bit Over the Hill? Starting to have Senior Moments? It sounds like this table sign will look perfect on your desk.
This joke table top sign will be the perfect addition to anyone's desk who loves farting and toilet humour.
This funny table sign contains three silly messages that are perfect for the bosses desk.
Make your toilet breaks fun with this silly sticker collection.
This pack contains all six desk signs at a special offer price.
Beer - The reason I get up every afternoon!
I haven't met Mr Right yet... but I have met Mr Stupid, Mr Clever Dick, Mr Boring and Mr Cheapskate!
I cook with wine... sometimes I even add it to the food!