Card - Neighbours Fucking

NSS87
£2.50

Did something go bump in the night? This funny rhyming card is sure to get a giggle.

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Description

Card: There was a young lady from Tring,
Who was sure her house had a haunting,
Bumps and groans in the night,
Caused her terrible fright,
But t'was only her neighbours fucking.
 
This funny rhyming card is sure to make the recipient laugh whatever the occasion. This card is blank inside for you to write your own message, so it's suitable for birthdays, Christmas, special occasions or just to cheer someone up.

This rude greeting card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope.

Reviews

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  • April

    Hull

    “

    My friend is always complaining about hearing her neighbours having sex so this was the perfect card for her.

    ”

  • Paul

    Swindon

    “

    A mate at work says he neigbors are always at it so this was just right.

    ”

  • Natalie Briggs

    Hyde

    “

    Your poem cards are brilliant. Just bought a few to send to friends.

    ”

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