Card - Have a Martini


Well that really is what you call a cock-tail! This funny rhyming card will definitely get a laugh.

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Card: There once was a fellow McSweeney,
who spilled some gin on his weenie,
just to be couth,
he added vermouth,
then slipped his girlfriend a Martini.

This naughty rhyming card is sure to make the recipient laugh whatever the occasion. This funny card is blank inside for you to write your own message, so it's suitable for birthdays, Christmas, special occasions or just to make someone giggle.

This rude greeting card measures approx. 18cm x 12½cm and comes with an envelope.


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  • Hazel


    Arrived very quickly. Great as a birthday card for my friend who has a dirty sense of humour.

  • Adam


    Very good product, exactly as described, good value for money!

  • Pat


    Good quality card. Arrived on time, no problems.