Eye Mask - FUCK OFF


This will make sure you're not disturbed while trying to sleep!

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This silly, yet practical, black satin eyemask will make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to sleep! Printed with the message “Fuck Off” no one can claim that they weren’t pre-warned to leave you alone to rest. In addition to getting a decent nights sleep this handy eye mask is also useful for all manner of other useful duties;

  • Kinky Sex
  • Blind Mans Bluff
  • Walking the Tightrope
  • Kidnapping (we don’t recommend this)
  • Bondage
  • Intimate relations with an ugly person

This black satin eye mask should make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to rest or sleep!
One size fits all.


Based on 4 reviews
  • Alan


    Thank you, now I can finally get some rest.

  • Zoe


    I bought 3 items from your shop and they all arrived very quickly in good condition. Will definitely purchase from you again.

  • Norma


    Fantastic prank gift for my friend who is always moaning about getting a good nights sleep.

  • Matthew


    Very funny gift for secret santa, I'm sure they'll love it.