Eye Mask - FUCK OFF

EXT08
£2.99

This will make sure you're not disturbed while trying to sleep!

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Description

EYEMASK: "FUCK OFF"

This silly, yet practical, black satin eyemask will make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to sleep! Printed with the message “Fuck Off” no one can claim that they weren’t pre-warned to leave you alone to rest. In addition to getting a decent nights sleep this handy eye mask is also useful for all manner of other useful duties;

  • Kinky Sex
  • Blind Mans Bluff
  • Walking the Tightrope
  • Kidnapping (we don’t recommend this)
  • Bondage
  • Intimate relations with an ugly person

This black satin eye mask should make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to rest or sleep!
One size fits all.

Reviews

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  • Alan

    Castleford

    Thank you, now I can finally get some rest.

  • Zoe

    Gatley

    I bought 3 items from your shop and they all arrived very quickly in good condition. Will definitely purchase from you again.

  • Norma

    Bridgend

    Fantastic prank gift for my friend who is always moaning about getting a good nights sleep.

  • Matthew

    Leeds

    Very funny gift for secret santa, I'm sure they'll love it.