EYEMASK: "FUCK OFF"
This silly, yet practical, black satin eyemask will make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to sleep! Printed with the message “Fuck Off” no one can claim that they weren’t pre-warned to leave you alone to rest. In addition to getting a decent nights sleep this handy eye mask is also useful for all manner of other useful duties;
- Kinky Sex
- Blind Mans Bluff
- Walking the Tightrope
- Kidnapping (we don’t recommend this)
- Intimate relations with an ugly person
This black satin eye mask should make sure you’re not disturbed while trying to rest or sleep!
One size fits all.