Golden Sex TicketNSS78
Why not treat someone to this Golden Sex Ticket, guaranteeing a night of passion.
Earn 2 loyalty points, worth £0.02, with this purchase.
"Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Sex Ticket.
On presentation this ticket entitles the bearer to a night of sexual passion.
In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvellous surprises that await you."
Simply present the ticket to a deserving person or why not put it in a greeting card, a box of chocolates or even hide it in the breakfast cereal packet to give them a real surprise!
This quality A5 Golden Ticket comes with an envelope. The watermark is removed from the copy you receive. (With apologies to Willy Wonka!)
“Well packaged prompt delivery. My girlfriend was very pleased! Hope to deal with you again. Thank you.”
“Absolutely perfect. Excellent service thank you. My Veruca Salt was over the moon to get her gold ticket.”
“This is a fantastic idea. My boyfriend was very pleased when he received this.”
“This will make a great stocking filler for my husband.”
“Good quality, arrived quickly.”
“I hid this in my girlfriends magazine. She thought it was a real thing, good job she didn't try and use it on someone else.”
“My husband loves Willy Wonka so this made a great gift for him - it didn't work out too badly for me either ;-)”
“Looks ok and arrived on time”