Grow Your Own Mistress


Make your friends jealous with your very own gorgeous, no strings attached, party girl.

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Be the envy of your friends with our gorgeous novelty Grow Your Own Mistress. She's a real confidence booster, who will appreciate your nice gifts and do whatever you want to do - no questions asked.

This Grow your Own novelty Mistress has the ability to grow 600% in size when left submerged in water for up to 72 hours. Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be grown time and time again.

Please note this is an adult novelty gift and not suitable for children.


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  • Duncan


    Great stuff. Thank you! A+

  • Mike


    Great novelty gift. Once taken out of water it does shrink back to its original size.